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There is no better way to express the depths of your love than giving your special someone a Valentine’s Day card that will make him laugh. You gotta love a man/woman with a good sense of humor, right?

Many of these cards are probably  applicable to the relationship you have with your partner… and that’s the reason why you’ll like them so much (and your partner,too).

This year finding the perfect card won’t be a challenge. Satisfy your craving for comedy with these 20 hilarious Valentine’s Day cards:

1. LOVING YOU IS LIKE…
Loving You is Like Valentines Day Card

This card is only for couples who aren’t afraid to joke around in a bizarre manner.

2. I’D TOTALLY…
I’d Totally Shaved My Legs for You

Women know that feeling…

3. I HATE YOU…
I Hate you the Least Card

The 5 words everyone loves to hear.

4. YOU ARE THE SUN,…
You are the Sun Card

Wow, so romantic!

5. NICOLAS CAGE CARD
Nicolas Cage Valentines Day Card

Why not let Nicolas Cage help you express your feelings?

6. YOU’RE HOTTER THAN…
You are Hotter Than Card

7. BEING WITH YOU…
Being With You Card

8. LET’S MAKE BABIES…
Let’s Make Babies Card

9. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT…
I Love you So Much Card

Now, that’s a love!

10. I LOVE YOU
Funny I Love You Card

11. I KNEW I LOVED YOU…
Funny Fart Valentines Day Card

First farts can never be forgotten!

12. I’M THINKING OF YOU.
I’m Thinking of You Card

If you joke with your partner about being creepy and stalking the other person all the time… you definitely need this card!

13. I LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN
I Love you Even When Card

14. I CAN’T BELIEVE…
I can’t Believe Card

15. I’D STILL LOVE YOU.
I would Still Love You Card

This is true love, right?

16. LET’S GROW OLD…
Let’s Grow Old Card

17. YOU’RE OKAY
You’re Okay Card

Awww…

18. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN PIZZA
I Love you More Than Pizza Card

Pizza always wins.

19. YOU’RE THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING
You’re the Reason I get Up in the Morning Card

Honesty is the key to every successful relationship.

20. IF I WERE A ZOMBIE…
If I Were a Zombie Card

That’s good to know!

These cards are great because they don’t feel as cliche as Valentine’s cards can sometimes be. Which one is your favorite?

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