17 Mar Wedding Songs to Skip
15 Wedding Songs to Skip
We’re not saying that these are terrible songs (we’re not a fan of the “Chicken Dance”), but you might want to put these 15 songs on your do-not-play list. Weddings are all about the union of a couple, BUT…it’s also about packing your dancing floor to make sure everyone enjoys and celebrates properly.
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Mystical Entertainment Group is ready to provide you with a good time, all the time. So trust ME, stay aware form these played out tracks.
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“Celebration,” Kool & The Gang
Why to Skip It: Unless you want your wedding to have something in common with every eighth grade graduation that’s ever taken place in a dingy school gym, tell your DJ to skip this one.
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“Cha Cha Slide,” DJ Casper
Why to Skip It: We’re guessing you and your guests have the ability to come up with your own dance moves, so let’s nix this step-by-step group dance lesson.
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“We Are Family,” Sister Sledge
Why to Skip It: It’s your wedding…we know your family is there. Plus, it’ll be stuck in your head for weeks and weeks after the wedding (and not in a good way).
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“Hot in Herre,” Nelly
Why to Skip It: This is a stand-in for all the overplayed, inappropriate club songs that have a tendency to creep into weddings. As a general rule, avoid songs with references to “juice” and stripping (unless you have the world’s most open-minded grandparents and ultra-mature flower girls)
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“I Gotta Feeling,” The Black Eyed Peas
Why to Skip It: After two years of being played at every Sweet 16, bar mitzvah, and prom, we’re betting even Fergie would agree that it’s time to put this one to bed.
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“YMCA,” Village People
Why to Skip It: The fact that everyone knows the words, everyone knows the dance, and that this song fits lots of occasions — between innings at a baseball game, for instance — does not automatically qualify it as a must at your wedding.
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“Chicken Dance”
Why to Skip It: At a wedding, everyone’s dressed to the nines and feeling festive. Is this really the best time to flap your arms like a chicken in front of that cute bridesmaid/groomsman/new spouse? Didn’t think so.
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“Every Breath You Take,” The Police
Why to Skip It: The Police are legendary, but the tune is a little high school dance-ish, and the line “Every move you make…I’ll be watching you” is a little stalker-ish.
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“Macarena,” Los Del Rio
Why to Skip It: You may know how to do the dance — but do you really want to? Besides, everyone has a few certain relatives they’d rather not see get down with that hip-swivel move.
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“Stayin’ Alive,” Bee Gees
Why to Skip It: There aren’t too many people who know more than one line and one dance move to this song — leave “Stayin’ Alive” to the Saturday Night Fever reruns.
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“Total Eclipse of the Heart,” Bonnie Tyler
Why to Skip It: This song is worth skipping if only to avoid any guest from reenacting the profanity-laced rendition made famous from Will Ferrell’s wedding in Old School.
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“My Heart Will Go On,” Celine Dion
Why to Skip It: We’re not passing judgment on Celine Dion, but Titanic propelled this song into the realm of romance cliche. Besides, remember that Leo died in the movie — a bit tragic for a wedding.
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“Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now),” C+C Music Factory
Why to Skip It: There’s a dance floor, there’s music, and it’s a wedding. Your guests will know that it’s time to dance — there’s no need to weave it not-so-subtly into the lyrics.
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“Love Shack,” the B-52s
Why to Skip It: If the super-repetitive chorus of this song isn’t enough of a reason to put this song squarely on your blacklist, its “overplayed to death” status definitely will.
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“Mony Mony,” Billy Idol
Why to Skip It: Not sure what Billy Idol is singing in this song? Most other people don’t know, either, and when that’s the case, a good 10 percent of sing-alongers will find a way to say something objectionable.
Trust ME when we say, you want to dance and you want your guests to dance. We guarantee a night to remember for you and all!
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